Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Sketch me, I dance away

The Foreboding

I read the news today
Oh boy

I read the news each day
Oh joy

That's why I'm better than you

Fairness on the airwaves
The public airwaves
My airwaves
Coming back soon
And I will be the counterpoint

That's why I'm better than you

Hanity-schmanity
Limbaugh-limburger
Savage-indignation
You are going down
When I'm in town
As soon as the FCC restores fairness to my airwaves

That's why I'm better than you

This blog is but a taste of my talents
Talents keps behind the glass
And the money slots
For too long
Figuratively speaking

Evil
I am coming for you

Beware

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Stimulate Me

Stimulate Me

One billion
Two billion
Three billion
Four

Spending more money
Stimulates more

Bridges
And highways
And schools
and Byways

Spending more money
In a stimulating way

Bipartisanship
Get on board
Or off of the ship
You stupid Republican obstructionist bastards

This is all your fault
Yet you do nothing
Like Nero, your hero
You fiddle while the country you destroyed is sprilaing down to death because of your inaction you stupid selfish morons

And your bad tippers
Like your other hero
The Gippers
Who is dead dead dead ha ha

The Earth is crying
For more stimulating
Tax the rich
Spend the money
And make everything better

Obama

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Dear Civilization, I am Sorry

Dear Civilization
Rendition
Extradition
Perdition
I am Sorry

Dear Civilization
Global warming
Killer bee swarming
Clear cut farming
I am Sorry

Dear Civilization
Mohamed cartoons
Neocon loons
The occupation of the Palistinian homeland
I am sorry

Dear Civilization
Obama
Your welcome