I watched baseball tonight

I don't get how these men could play a stupid game when there is so much suffering in the world. That's why wymyn should be put in charge. You didn't see any wymyn playing baseball tonight.

150,000 Tears

Can you fking believe it? Apparently, your not supposed to put lipstick on a pig, but its just fine to put $150,000 of new clothes on one! Bridge to nowhere, meet wardrobe to no wear.

I guess those republiNazis figure the only way to get anyone, even there stupid knuckle dragging caveman selves, to vote for this unqualified pig is to dress her up real nice like an aging French whorehouse madam in fancy designer clothes that the designers are probably crying about because their all gay and don't want there art, there blood sweat and tears, to be all draped over her pruny beauty-queen runner-up nasty gay-rights hating homophobic republiNazi body. And they get all semi-hard, cuz that is all these closeted sexually confused half-man republiNazis can get, and then that makes them get into an anti-abortion frenzy and they run right out and vote.

When I think of all the stupid redneck racists who are voting for this dressed-up gender-traiter, it makes me want to put my head down on the table and cry, just cry. Don't they see? No, they can't see past there racism.

I cry. I cry 150,000 tears.

The only time you will ever catch me with a $150,000 wardrobe is when I am walking down the red carpet to except my Tony award for the musical rendition of Vagina Monologues that I am working on. Its great. I added a lot of extra characters who converse with each other and there vagina's, cuz I never liked why vagina monologues always has to be performed by just one artist. I mean, we all have vaginas, right?

To You Stupid RepuliNazis

Obama!

The Problem with Men

I overheard some man (probably a nazi-repub) tell this joke tonight while I was eating my dinner. I almost threw up.

There once was a man from Peru
Who coverd his girlfriend in glue
As she squnited her eyes
She said with surprise
I told you not to get it my hair, you motherfucker!

He actually thought that was funny.

Domestic Violence Sunday

Today, my heart goes out to all those poor womyn who made a bad decision and married a man because today is a Sunday during football season. What's special about it besides that oh, so, poignant point? Nothing. It's like every other Sunday during football season. And of course I mean amerikkkan football, duh.

All over amerikkka today, men are beating there womyn because its the bottom of the nineth and there stupid teams didn't score enough touchdowns and are going to lose lose lose!

Just like John McCain. Lose lose lose!!!!!!

I read somewhere that they expected there to be race riots when Obama won. Well, I expect there to be gender riots. I think we need to round up all the men on election day and put them in there precious football stadiums where they can stand in line to pee and beat on each other instead of there wives and girlfirends. And then maybe a "terrorist" will blow them all up and we can be happy and live in peace with our sisters without that goddess damned football.

I dream of a world with Obama taking his rightful place at the side of the UN letting us finally FINALLY give peace a chance.

Change. F#@king yeah!

Oh Really?

Some bitch named Ellie yesterday said that I "diss on womyn a lot". That's totally not true. I only diss on uncle tom women who would rather let men run the world than stand up for their uterus rights. There not womyn at all. There chaimbermaids without the short skirts and bustieres

And that Ellie is probably one of them. She probably eats dead cow, too, just because she "likes the taste".

I think there should be a stupid tax on women who are all uncle tommy and chaimbermaidy. How would you like that? We could use the money for unversal health care for our uterusses.

I bet Obama feels the same way. I know he does, after he slapped around uncle tom Hillary. When he's president, your going to have to pay a lot more taxes to be as stupid as you are. And I'll get free health care!