Today, my heart goes out to all those poor womyn who made a bad decision and married a man because today is a Sunday during football season. What's special about it besides that oh, so, poignant point? Nothing. It's like every other Sunday during football season. And of course I mean amerikkkan football, duh.
All over amerikkka today, men are beating there womyn because its the bottom of the nineth and there stupid teams didn't score enough touchdowns and are going to lose lose lose!
Just like John McCain. Lose lose lose!!!!!!
I read somewhere that they expected there to be race riots when Obama won. Well, I expect there to be gender riots. I think we need to round up all the men on election day and put them in there precious football stadiums where they can stand in line to pee and beat on each other instead of there wives and girlfirends. And then maybe a "terrorist" will blow them all up and we can be happy and live in peace with our sisters without that goddess damned football.
I dream of a world with Obama taking his rightful place at the side of the UN letting us finally FINALLY give peace a chance.
Change. F#@king yeah!
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VIVE LA FRANCE
Due to a dispute between Time Warner and CBS, the Bills game was not on TV today. Time Warner did hand out free rabbit ear antennae to all its customers, and bars everywhere had signs out "We got the game."
football schmootball! who cares
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