There once was a man from PeruHe actually thought that was funny.
Who coverd his girlfriend in glue
As she squnited her eyes
She said with surprise
I told you not to get it my hair, you motherfucker!
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
The Problem with Men
I overheard some man (probably a nazi-repub) tell this joke tonight while I was eating my dinner. I almost threw up.
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That is freaking funny!
Why Peru? Glue is made from horses hooves.
OMG hehehahahahhehehe - I cunt stop laughing!
Oh, dear! How did I arrive here?
Fascinating blog ... seriously, you have an idea here.
That said, I happen to be a redneck, white trash, carnivorous, republican, heterosexual female who cooks, cleans, does dishes, laundry (and he doesn't), persona fabricating heavy equipment operator.
How do you do?
I do pretty well, after tips.
I'm sorry that you are the Devil. I wish you the best of life twisting in hell. You'd like it. It's like Wisconsin, only warmer.
Dear, dear, Angry. ::sigh:: of course I am evil incarnate. Wisconsin, only warmer? For the love of Mike, I live in Ohio which happens to be ... oh, hell.
Hell is a big step up compared to Ohio. I suggest you go there right away.
So ... you have been? Wonderful! Tell me, which circle did you stay in? I can't decide between three and four, although five has its charms (who doesn't love a stay by the water?).
when did Granny start using the pseudonym "Fabiola?"
The same time Bushitler started using the pseudoname "McCain".
This could prove to be an interesting alter ego after all. Much better then Garth Brooks stupid thing with Chris Gains, which is how I expected this little experiment to turn out.
Keep on trucking, bitch.
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